"If it holds my attention that is as close as I come to happiness."
"There is a dragon in the washing machine. It must have crawled in
through the drainpipe. Now all of my clothes will be the color of fire."
"I dreamed she died and he got married two weeks later.
When really, he's the one that is dead."
"Her brother died and she waited for him
to come back but he never did. Then she got mad."
"Once I took a bath in the dishwater. It was cloudy
and turning cold but I still came out much cleaner."
"That dragon is leaving scales all over the house."