maybe something will happen like
a ceiling fan
will fall from the ceiling!
and you'll turn to the guy next to you
and say something like
and he'll say yeah, i know.
and you'll feel like a cat that has run into a fire hydrant
on accident

something else could happen too like
there could be a fire in your building!
and while you're huddled with your neighbors outside
watching your building burn to the ground
you could turn to your neighbor and say
wow that was a close one
and he'll take off his sunglasses
and look you in the eyes
for the first time ever

but the worse thing that could happen is
you could be stuck behind a couple making out
on an airplane.
and you'll feel like a load of laundry
that gets washed but still smells weird
and you'll feel like the moon shining bright
but no one is looking
and you'll feel like an incredibly beautiful woman
at the bottom of the ocean


DJ Berndt said...

whoa. this is so good, Kathryn. you are a beautiful woman on top of the ocean.

Catherine Lacey said...

i love this.

rollerfink said...

This is dope!

Kendra Grant Malone said...


Anonymous said...

pretty pretty

Unknown said...

That cavernous little cat skull on that hard metally hydrant! Lovely.

Kathryn said...

hey thank you everyone for reading this blog. who reads blogs anymore? all i ever do is watch television. thank you.

Anonymous said...

I read this with a panicked tone in my head. it was exciting. very awesome.

Unknown said...

I'm late in saying this but I don't care: i love this.